"It’s just a fish-"
"It’s live that way for years, it’s fine-"
"I’m never coming over to your house if you have a snake."
"You’ll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend with those kind of pets."
‘“If I see a snake, I’ll kill it.”
"This animal is four years old, but it lives to be like thirty, I’m already bored of it, I guess it’s time to get rid of it."
STOP BEING ASSHOLES.
I’m such a failure of an adult.
I had an accidental four hour nap 😕
Half of me is like, yeah. Let’s crack on with the viv. The other half is like, but The Sims.. In bed.. With a cup of tea..
😭 I can’t decide 😭
I’m selling my small viv on Gumtree. Some guy just tried to buy it for his ‘large snake’ which happens to be a Burmese, “cos she won’t grow any bigger”
He’s either got the wrong species, or he’s incredibly mis-informed.
The viv is 24inches x15 x15.
Complete and utter fuck nut.
Anonymous asked: omg are you going to Doncaster? I'm going to and I will hopefully see you!
Hi there! I am indeed 😊 if you see me, come say hi! I’ll probs be crying in a corner because I can’t buy ALL the babies 😂 definitely come say hello! We can run around together be like children in a sweet shop!
The problem with working in a bar is.. A weekend means nothing. It’s just another working day. It’s half nine, I’m in bed ready for a 4.45am alarm and it’s only just dawned on me that’s it’s a Saturday night. Which…
Haha. Yeah we do tell the time differently.. It’s “quarter to” and “quarter past” “half past” “twenty to” “twenty past” etc.
Shit the bed is an expression I use too much.. Along with many others!
The problem with working in a bar is.. A weekend means nothing. It’s just another working day. It’s half nine, I’m in bed ready for a 4.45am alarm and it’s only just dawned on me that’s it’s a Saturday night. Which I’ve spent drinking tea and watching The Shield.
Shit the bed my life is so interesting.
The way you talk is so interesting.
How come? It’s more than likely my northern slang 😂 it’s definitely not The Queens English 🙊